Next stop: Paradise

You should’ve said no,

You should’ve gone home,

You should’ve thought twice b’fore ya let it all go,

You should’ve known that word,

‘Bout what you did with her,

Would get back to me,

And I should’ve been there,

At the back of your mind,

I shouldn’t be asking myself why,

You shouldnt be begging for forgiveness at my feet,

You should’ve said no,

Baby and you might still have me.

-Taylor Swift

Sometimes I’m scared that when I’m on Facebook and Tumblr at the same time, I’m gonna accidentally post something on Facebook that I mean to post on Tumblr.

suesylvester-:

heyjude112:

And that would be tragic. My grandparents are friends with me on facebook :/

what is facebook?

idek

Difficult to Say

nodramadrianna:

elleai:

thardcore:

acciorehma:

smellslikeskittles:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

LMFAO

Elle-Oh-Elle

NO GIRL EVER WANTS TO DANCE WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND RIPPED HIS PANTS

suesylvester-:

(via captainkirk)